I come to this conversation unbiased – I am not a Lambert fan nor a critic, I did not watch him on American Idol, and I’m a gay man. There you have it. Now, on the subject of the song: it’s a perfect example of the vapid, uninspired, uninspiring musical offerings of 90 percent of the artists out there. It’s a throw away track, and if it’s the first or second single, you can bet the album’s gonna suck. Rabid fangirls, you will realize your error in about three years.